Reporter’s Intro:
The following series of interviews have been gleaned over a space of
years and follow the growth and ever changing flux of integration and
assimilation of St Louis’s thriving preternatural community into
the mainstream human one.
Most of these interviews were obtained at minimal risk to myself and
with the aid of Anita Blake of Animators, Inc. Ms. Blake is well known
in the “monster” business as a zombie animator, the tristate
licensed vampire executioner and technical advisor to St. Louis’s
Regional Preternatural Investigation Team- aka RPIT or “Spook
Squad” police unit. She works under the pseudonyms of Vampire
Slayer, Animator, Necromancer, Unwilling Human Servant of the Master
of the City, Ma Petite, Lupa of the Thronnos Rock Clan (sporadically),
Nimir- ra of the WereLeopard Pard (even though she claims she isn’t
lycanthrope), Power of the Week subscriber and Stuffed Penguins Anonymous
counselor as well as the pet name of ‘Sarcastic Bitch’ (this
title also refers to her Lupa status).
While rumors abound that she is paramour to the Master of the City,
the Ulfric of the Werewolf Clan and the Nimir-raj of the WereLeopards
and has done just about every other male whatever at sometime or other
for one reason or another I can verify that she is a woman of high moral
standards, absolute belief in the sanctity of life for both the living
and undead and abhors double standards and hypocrisy.
My credentials are years of fieldwork sniffing out clues, chasing down
my quarry, and never biting off more that I can swallow in one mouthful.
I also hold degrees in both Journalism and English which aids me in
the ability to write these subjective and leading interviews and publish
them as fact.
Please be aware that I have no personal affinity to any non-human group
since that may inadvertently reveal personal aspects of my character
that I need to keep secret. It is illegal to discriminate against lycanthropes
just like people with AIDS but people and employers do it anyway. Did
I specifically mention lycanthrope? I meant non-humans in general, not
just werewolves. Werewolves are people too. We eat and sleep and put
our pants on one leg at a time when we have two legs not four. Ah, I
mean ... these interviews will present the other side of being furry
and fanged to you people who don’t understand us. Did I say us?
I meant them. Yes, them.
If you have any specific denizen of the St Louis Supernatural Community
you would like me to interview drop me an email at the Post-Dispatch.
If its not the full-moon I will get back to you asap.
E-mail: Fullmoonfuzzy@ Papertrained..com
